[x]

Browse More Like This

Download File
SWF, 1.2 MB more ▶

More from ~Jazmik

View Gallery · View Prints

Featured in Groups:

Not currently featured in any groups.

Details

Submitted: April 30, 2007
Image Size: 1.2 MB
Resolution: 550×400

Link

Thumb

Statistics

Comments: 105
Favourites: 48 [who?]
Views: 4,062 (0 today)
Downloads: 51 (0 today)

[x]

Startle: Interactive Dungeonby ~Jazmik

Flash / Games

Yar! Aye mateys, a nice flash for all ya'll!
Just click the arrows to navigate trought the ...um...series of pictures and drawings..yhea. Just imagine its a big dungeon or something. Once you have the shotgun, click the targets that appear on the monter's head quickly before they kill you and you have to get back from start! Nooo! Enjoy ^^

Its also on brooklynbizarro.com! Check it out in the Games section there AND VOTE PLZ.

Also availeble here: [link]

P.S DONT TRUST MIRRORS!!

~~love 0 0~~

~~mad 0 0~~

~~neutral 0 0~~

~RiverTheCreator Jan 17, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

What is this? Why is the texture on the walls so weird, it's so disorientating. The arrows aren't even symetrical, why is everything in a different style, why couldn't it all be draw or all photographs? What is that white thing in the page with the eyeball? When I got to the next picture I have no idea where I came from or where I should go. There is no indication of what you should do, there is no objective. You just walk into a room and you die? Why, that makes no sence, it's just trial and error. Why would I not have the option to drinkt the potion instead of just automatically drinking it? Why is jiglypuff yellow? WHY IS JIGLYPUFF IN THIS GAME!? Why is it alive again when I go back to the room!? Why is COMIC SANS MS IN YOUR FUCKING HORROR GAME! Why did you rip the shotgun from doom? Why is perspective on the floor in the room with monsters ahead above the door so weird. The blood looks terrible. Why am I pointing the shotgun at the floor. Why is bilbo in your game? I can´t even read the credits properly. Why would you add three credits if you´re the only one who worked on it.

I give this game a genereous 2 out of 10.

~Jazmik Jan 17, 2013

This is an absolute piece of utter dog shit that I made during some coughing-medicine induced hangover when I was like 13 years old or something. That should pretty much be answer to all of those questions.

~RiverTheCreator Jan 17, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Haha, I can tell

~Jazmik Jan 17, 2013

Great. Sort of makes that extensive list of questions an even bigger waste of your time than this abortion of a flash.

~RiverTheCreator Jan 17, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Not really, I like criticizing shit like this. Damn, that game sucked haha..

~Jazmik Jan 17, 2013

Well yes, it is one of those hilariously bad games, hence I decided to upload it. I simply could not permit myself to keep this gem from being critisized. Glad that someone finally came along who was a enough of a delightfull cunt to actually make a list of all the obvious crappy elements of it, even after all those years Startle has been rotting away here. All I hope for now is for someone with enough wit to actually critisize it in a funny and amusing way.